Afterlife Toy With Huge Spoiler, Hilarious Text

Phoebe smiles and returns her hair with the power of the proton beam and neutron wand.

The power of the proton!
picture: Sony Pictures

Ghostbusters: The Afterlife It finally premiered last Friday, grossing more than $44 million over its first weekend — far more than critics and its studio, Sony, had anticipated. This does not mean that the movie Better than what critics sayOf course, but that’s not why I’m here today. We need to talk about a certain group of Kids Games…and most notably its packaging.

This 2-pack contains a large spoiler at the end of Ghostbusters: The Afterlife, warned of that. If you’re worried about damage, these games are for you Already in stores, so either walk away from the target or watch the movie ASAP.

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If not, then let’s continue. Ha:

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picture: Hasbro / Sony Pictures

The family that falls apart!

If you haven’t seen the movie and don’t care to be spoiled, the character of Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) is actually next to the ghost of her grandfather Egon Spengler (the late Harold Ramis, recreated in CG) who arrives at the end of the movie to give fellow Ghostbusters a hand in defeat.. .maybe you can guess who. This raises all sorts of annoying questions about eschatology in the world of Ghostbusters, but the infinitely more disturbing idea is the suggestion that the Spengler family break up together, because the verb “bust” has so many meanings and the first one on urban dictionary He is excellent Not suitable for father and granddaughter couple.

The toy maker Hasbro obviously means “the family that ghostscrew up together,” but you don’t need to have your mind crammed so hard into the gutter to be surprised after reading the line. Surely, someone in the massive group of people who needed to get that toy box off store shelves would have mentioned, “Ah, you know figurine means Also ‘orgasm’, right?” There are the people who wrote the copy for the packaging, the designers who had to incorporate text into the packaging, the marketing people who had to look at both the copy and the design of the final packaging, and then whatever executives were required to approve of the thing. that it piece of ground From people, you tell me no one thought, ‘This may be It is poorly misinterpreted, since half of all pornography on the Internet seems to be about incest scenarios nowadays and also Ghostbusters It has previously been legally determined that “bustin” makes people feel good.” Apparently not.

Ghostbusters: The Afterlife Currently in theaters.

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